New Earth
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
New Earth is Tek Jansen's planet of origin. In early 2007, it was discovered by astronomers, and once we use up Old Earth (which is just a starter planet), only the best examples of humankind will be moving there along with their pets, the most delicious animals and certain plants for garnish.
[edit] Factoids
- Exists in the Goldilocks Zone
- There are no bears there. (That we know of.)
- Has liquid water and God


