New Brunswick
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
The "Great" Province of New Brunswick 
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| Capitol: | Jemseg |
| Official Flower: | The Chanterelle 'Shroom. |
| Official Language: | Frenglish, Shiaque, as spoken by Acadieman http://www.acadieman.com |
| Official Animal: | Moose (on the highway) |
| Official Beer: | Picaroons Best Bitter |
| Motto: | Drive Through Us, eh! |
| Nickname: | The Drive Through Province |
| Governor General: | We don't give a rip |
| Official Anthem: | Suck My Kiss |
| Population: | Less than Nova Scotia, more than PEI |
| Standard MPH: | 10 km over the speed limit, unless you are over 65, then it's 20 under |
| Principal imports: | Tourists (but not for long) |
| Principal exports: | Poutine Râpée |
| Principal industries: | Production of Poutine Râpée |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Poutine Râpée is made of potato and pork grease! |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Seagulls love Poutine Râpée, and can catch it midair if you throw it at them! |
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[edit] New Brunswick History
Saint John (aka Stinktown, aka "The Boston of the North"), New Brunswick is the oldest incorporated Canadian city. It is also the second foggiest, after St. John's, Newfoundland.
Many wimpy Americans fled to New Brunswick from Maine (the New Brunswick of the USA) after they got their asses whooped the Canadians cheated in the War of 1812.
[edit] New Brunswick Today
New Brunswick is Canada's only bilingual province. And it rocks.
[edit] New Brunswick Landmarks
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A 100 metre Animatronic Lobster that killed most of the population of Shediac in 1975.
[edit] Famous People From New Brunswick
Issac Erb - A very famous photographer who took pictures of horses and buggies way back when, and may or may not be related to Jeff "I wish I was related to Isaac Erb" Erb, a less famous Saint John resident in modern times
Katie Mott - Not really a 'New Brunswicker', nor is she really real; however, she has become very famous due primarily to her part as SSU personality Katie Mott on the SSU not really real reality T.V show.
Donald Sutherland - He starred in a few crappy movies, like Casanova. 'Nuff Said.
[edit] A Typical Day In New Brunswick
A typical day in New Brunswick normally involves not getting anything done. Drivers always give pedestrians the right of way and as a result there are constant traffic jams all over the province. Because of this it is impossible to travel any where in New Brunswick by car and the majority of the population lives in their motor vehicles and not in houses. Because of this property is very inexpensive in New Brunswick; however, because of the traffic problem it is impossible for anyone to actually purchase this property. Living in vehicles has led to 'New Brunswickers' developing wild imaginations, and they like to spend their days inventing fictional places such as St. Stephen University.
[edit] Strange Laws in New Brunswick
It is illegal to yell "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse.
