The Baby Jesus doesn't like
Neptune!
She's just a false goddess
but she's always making moves on The Baby Jesus' Daddy!

Neptune is the Roman goddess of the Sea after she was selected democratically elected by the gods to replace Poseidon. While the gods acknowledge that she is a way better looking eye-candy for the mass of feeble worshipers, it is a cry shame that she is in actuality a lesbo. Rumor has it that Neptune could also be the fable Goddess of Lesbianism.

Misstress of the SeaEdit

Turning the US Navy into a Summer of Love Lezbian CampEdit

(America Agrees, it is a sort of improvement... but let us watch!)

Neptune: Lezbian Goddess and Lover of all WyminEdit

Her Cousin Goddess UranusEdit

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