Neil Young
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Artistically, Neil Young is a musician of the worst sort. At times he is a folky style musician while at other times he delivers crunching hard rock while dabbling in still other forms, including jazz and rockibilly. In essence, Neil Young is a Flip-Flopper.
Neil Young makes frequent trips to his home in Manitoba, where he is known to molest children, worship Satan, and export cheap pharmaceuticals.
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[edit] Misplaced Priorities
Young is known as a left leaning, tree-hugging, sperm-toting, drug smoking member of the Blame America First Crowd. He proudly proclaimed his hatred for the Iraq war during an August 17, 2006 appearance on The Colbert Report and nearly tricked Stephen into playing Young's song, Let's Impeach the President. Thankfully, Colbert was too smart and quickly stopped the song and cut to commercial, denying Young the chance to poison the minds of real Americans.
This was clearly a case of sour grapes on Young's part, as Colbert nailed Young during the rest of the interview, exposing his leftist philophies.
Neil Young is also known to be anti-business, a fact made clear by his song, This Note's for You. This Note's For You was an album that railed against the commercialism of rock and roll and tours that were sponsored by big business. Clearly, Young doesn't realize that the consumer doesn't know if something is good unless big business tells them it is.
To the authur of this garbage....You are a moron.
[edit] Crosby, Stills, Nash AND YOUNG
Neil Young is a sometime member of the folk rock supergroup Crosby, Stills & Nash (once again proving his flip-flopping nature). They proudly support activist politics and are clearly associated with what is known as The Woodstock Nation. Sadly, Young, nor any other member of the band, have yet to apologise for Woodstock. One member of the supergroup and known associate of Young (David Crosby) has even fathered a baby by two famous Hollywood lesbians. While that is kind of hot, it's still against the teachings of the Bible as proclaimed in the Godly and serious Bible Belt.
[edit] "Neil Peart"
Fellow Toronto liberal rock star Neil Peart, suspiciously enough, shares Young's first name. In fact, "Neil Peart" is nothing more or less than an alias for Young - his drummer alterego, perhaps. Because the Peart character is so obviously obsessed with Ayn Rand (although he still has not finished Atlas Shrugged), then it stands to reason that it must be Young, in actuality, who is the Rand scholar. While this seems to clash with his pot-smoking liberal views, it does nothing of the sort. Neil Young reads Ayn Rand the same way that high-schoolers in Lit class do: it goes in through his eyes, bounces off of the reflective surface of his brain, and goes right back out again.
[edit] Trivia
- Nirvana's Kurt Cobain cited Young as a major influence and quoted one of Young's songs in his suicide note. Sadly, Courtney Love is still alive.
- Neil Young reportedly owns a Hummer that was modified to operate on alternative fuel... which, one assumes, is the fire fueled by burning American flags.
- Is not the CSNY guy who gave Melissa Etheridge the baby
- He has two sons, AC/DC guitarist Angus Young, and Young MC
[edit] Discography
Real Americans don't listen to Neil Young. If you should find yourself in possession of one of his albums, burn them immediately.
