Ned Lamont

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Ned Lamont
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Ned Lamont
Has been featured on "The Colbert Report"
as a part of the "Better Know A Challenger" segment.

Lamont wincing in pain from being nailed and the power of Stephen Colbert's handshake at the end of their 7/31/06 interview.

Ned Lamont is the hangman of the Democratic Party. He believes he is a demon sent by either Nancy Pelosi or Al Franken on a mission to save the godless party of death. In reality, he is a timebomb; when he goes off his party will go with him.He is a supporter of Michael Moore's Hitler/Stalin robot (see HitStalinator).

He beat Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Democratic primary by being a guest on the Colbert Report; that's not the way Stephen Colbert wanted it, of course, but a pay check's a pay check.

Ned Lamont killed Meg by poisoning Stephen's drinking water. He didn't realize Stephen has an official water taster, causing Stephen to not drink the water. Ned Lamont avoided charges by having members of the Liberal-Bear Alliance kill off the audience of that show.

Lamont is widely believed by most historians (and probably Glenn Beck) to have engineered the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901.

[edit] BREAKING NEWS

PRESCOTT NEWS AGENCY, Ned Lamont was brutally mauled by a bear during November 7th Mid-Term Elections. Dr. Stephen Colbert may put Ned Lamont on his Picture Frame of A Broken Dream. Stay tuned as further information becomes available.