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Former adulteress and actress, Nancy Reagan snagged the Greatest Catch Ever, by becoming Mrs. Ronald Reagan, forever securing her right to claim the title of "Largest Headed First Lady".

Contents 1 Section 1 - Careerwoman: Nancy's Glamorous Life of Sodomy 1.1 Acting Career 2 Section 2 - Wife: Nancy Settles Down 2.1 Goldigger or Girl Helplessly In Love! 3 Section 3 - Mother: Nancy's Sacrifice in Cellulite 3.1 Her Bastard Child 3.2 Her Bastard Step-Child 3.3 Her Two Good Children 4 Section 4 - First Lady: Nancy's Turn To Shine 4.1 Mommy Rules California 4.2 Mommy Rules America 4.3 Mommy Rules The White House Interior Design Staff 4.4 Mommy Rules Your Stash 5 Section 5 - Old Woman: Nancy Experiences First Hand Her Husband's Legacy as President

[edit] Section 1 - Careerwoman: Nancy's Glamorous Life of Sodomy

[edit] Acting Career

It was durring this time that according to rat packer Peter Lore (who's best remembered for shagging a Kennedy) she got a reputation for giving the best head in all of hollywood (better than hookers even).

[edit] Section 2 - Wife: Nancy Settles Down

[edit] Goldigger or Girl Helplessly In Love!

[edit] Section 3 - Mother: Nancy's Sacrifice in Cellulite

[edit] Her Bastard Child

Patti, the slut

[edit] Her Bastard Step-Child

Ron, the Dancing Fairy

[edit] Her Two Good Children

Michael and Maureen

[edit] Section 4 - First Lady: Nancy's Turn To Shine

[edit] Mommy Rules California

[edit] Mommy Rules America

[edit] Mommy Rules The White House Interior Design Staff

[edit] Mommy Rules Your Stash

[edit] Section 5 - Old Woman: Nancy Experiences First Hand Her Husband's Legacy as President