Please post the gifts you would give to any person in the world (living or dead) this Christmas. Don't forget one for Stephen!

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Contents 1 The Ultimate Gift 2 My Gift List 3 Happy Holidays Christmas 4 Happy Jesus Day (USA), Anti-Bear Day (Canada) 5 Happy Christmas - Christian Arabs 6 GIMME GIMME! 7 I WANT IT! 8 All I want for Christmas is...a President's immortal soul 9 America

The Ultimate Gift Edit

For congress to finely pass that bill which makes Christmas every day except for December 25th. Just think about these perks:

• the boost to the economy would pull us out of this current deffiset (or how ever you spell that huge debt we supposedly owe) by March
• This war on Christmas, though Mission complete, would drag on as we prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we have won.
• we would only have to work one day out of the year.

My Gift List Edit

I would like to give The Greatest President Ever a third term. Actually, that is probably more a gift to America than to him. Also, I would like to give Stephen the next three terms as President after him.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:43, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Happy Holidays Christmas Edit

I would like everyone in the world to be blessed with a copy of I Am America (And So Can You!). Who needs world peace when you have a book of truthiness?

-Colbert Girl

I want to see the release of Stephens masterpiece of science fiction the Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure Lord Jules 16:14, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Jesus Day (USA), Anti-Bear Day (Canada) Edit

I want President Colbert to send me a signed copy of I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!)

Happy Christmas - Christian Arabs Edit

I put Christian Arabs in my list cause i think that they should start celebrating Christmas in the Right way, and not like their fellow countrymen - the muslims, like the terrorist ppl that they are! Salam, Peace Shalom Israeli oren guy 03:45, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

GIMME GIMME! Edit

i want peace, love, riches, and stephen to give me a hug. i might be overpowered by his greatness though. additionally, i want stephen to receive his own dance move. look out moonwalk!

death to bears, sheila

I WANT IT! Edit

I want a WACOM tablet personally. I also want a Swiftkill figurine, Photoshop, A Chunk figure made by Gensen Figure, and for Stephen Colbert to be president.

All I want for Christmas is...a President's immortal soul Edit

I want an I-phone, some new socks and Richard Nixon's soul.

Yours sincerely,

Charles McPhilibuster (Mage at Law)

America Edit

I want my mom's application for a green card to be accepted. Shes a doctor and she has worked harder in this country than she ever has before. She was declined before, and I have no idea why because she has studied in one of the best medical colleges of India, where she was a staff member in a large hospital in New Delhi. My family has gone through too much here, and I'm scared that if we get declined again, she will become depressed.

I just want her hard-work and sweat to pay off.

I would also like, if its not too much to ask, for better education in America and the rest of the world and a new Rubik's cube.