|Muammar Ghadaffi's theme song as well as the national anthem of Libya under his rule.|
|Ghadaffi confirms Obama is a Muslim!|
Muammar "I likes them rough" Ghadaffi AKA Ghadaffi Duck is one tricky dude. Especially his name. There are an estimated 4000 ways to spell it. Some are Muamar Queerdaffy (it can be spelled with q's to), Mahmoud Ahmegadaffinejad, Moomar Gaydaffi, Yourmomma Ghaffytaffy, Mooammar Ghadaffyduck, etc. Anyhow, for a guy who didn't care much for Ronald Reagan, he's somehow found a way to be America's friend. Perhaps missing The Gipper has softened him? Mission Accomplished, Mr. Reagan. Mission Accomplished.
We don't know too much about this so-called Libyan strongman, I mean, have you ever seen him lift a truck with his bare hands? Of course not. What an odd thing to call him. He can however be credited with inspiring Dr. Stephen Colbert to form his own elite guard of sexily deadly female bodyguards. I mean, damn. I wouldn't mind getting a fisted massage from one of those soft and silky killing machines.
Libya's Secret Weapon: Ghadaffi's ramblingEdit
The reason that Libya stopped researching a nucular weapon is because they discovered they had the most deadliest weapon all this time, Ghadaffi himself! Just give the man a podium and he could drive you insane... literally!
America's Counter Weapon: BushismEdit
No one can out-due Bush or his Bushisms, no one..., Ghadaffi you had been warned...
2011: The Freedom FluEdit
After the collapse of Tunisia and Egypt, it was only a matter of time before Libya would get infected with the freedom-virus., Libya is such a slut. As it was predicted by the Greatest President Ever, democracy is spreading in the middle-east! The Lesbyns infected with the freedom-flu have decided that they are tired of being ruled by a fat Keith Richards impersonator. But Ghadaffi is protected by an army of hot lesbianic amazons (and 3 blond Ukrainian nurses) and they have pledge to protect his life in exchange of securing future lesbian orgies.
Ghadaffi's son also promised a river of blood to wash out some of that revolution.
The Nescafe PlotEdit
October 20, 2011Edit
Nigerian Prince Helps Move Ghadaffi's Vast FortuneEdit
Thanks to the death of Ghadaffi, now any Real American can share some of Ghadaffi's wealth! Why this Nigerian Prince promised us that we can keep some of the loot by paying a reasonable amount, just a few bucks to pay for the transaction fee; and by sharing our personal information, social security, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, birth certificate, family's personal information, child/spouse social security, etc they can transfer some of that oil money to a secret bank account that only very few privilege Americans can access to it. Don't worry, they wont share that information with anyone else. Why that is a bargain! I cant wait to get some of that money!
Gaddafi's Love InterestsEdit
|Gaddafi dead set on clinging to power in Libya(01:34)|
- Even despotic leaders, it turns out, can make sound investment decisions. Invest Ghadaffi
- liberals now slandering glorious leader!
- Meet the Ghadaffis
- Ghadaffi uncovers Nescafe plot
- no more coffee for you!
- Ghadaffi wins "Best Dictator of the Year"
- The good old days
- Sh#t, even the nurse is fleeing!
- Forget Netscafe, it's all Coke's fault!
- Filthy mooslim hippie wants to protect Ghadaffi
- Ghaddaffi wannabe epic fail
- Goldman Sachs reimburses money back to Ghadaffi!
- Ghadaffi's daughter is a zombie!
- The Glorious Leader of Libya: May he rule another 50 years! There is no way those rats will ever get him!