Mr. Pickles is an evil communist cat, born Hubert Mex Pickles in 1954. He is owned by Fidel Castro, the second most evil person in the world, and is third in succession to become el Presidente of Cuba.
There is some controversy over the nature of Mr. Pickles. Some say he is not a cat, but rather a dog in a cat suit. Some say he is a bear in a cat suit, while others protest he is Condoleeza Rice in a bear suit in a dog suit in a cat suit. Others say Condoleeza Rice is a dog. Or more precisely, a bitch.