Mount Rushmore

is one of the ways God Blessed America.

What Is Mount Rushmore?Edit

Mount Rushmore is a mountain with famous presidents heads carved into it

How Was Mount Rushmore Created?Edit

god was like here are the 5 ugliest presidents let me put em on a mountain or sumfin

how many chicks did the president sleep with?Edit

abe slept with none while the rest fucked heaps

-I heard Abe had "jungle fever"

abe would root any mofucker ready for a quick shagg

How Can Americans Enjoy Mount Rushmore?Edit

Mount Rushmore Fun FactsEdit

Liberals from Left Coast have conspired to keep Ronald Regan (sic) off Mount Rushmore, and to take his credit from single-handedly winning the Second World War, defeating the nazis and the communists, and giving advice on how Europe could recover purely on free-market grounds, and restoring America's honor and faith in Jesus.

While the theory of evolution's explanation for the Grand Canyon may seem plausible at first, it is obviously insufficient to explain Mount Rushmore's geological formation.

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