What Is Mount Rushmore?Edit
Mount Rushmore is a mountain with famous presidents heads carved into it
How Was Mount Rushmore Created?Edit
god was like here are the 5 ugliest presidents let me put em on a mountain or sumfin
how many chicks did the president sleep with?Edit
abe slept with none while the rest fucked heaps
-I heard Abe had "jungle fever"
abe would root any mofucker ready for a quick shagg
How Can Americans Enjoy Mount Rushmore?Edit
Mount Rushmore Fun FactsEdit
Liberals from Left Coast have conspired to keep Ronald Regan (sic) off Mount Rushmore, and to take his credit from single-handedly winning the Second World War, defeating the nazis and the communists, and giving advice on how Europe could recover purely on free-market grounds, and restoring America's honor and faith in Jesus.