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Along with wrestling and Nascar, monster truck rallies form the holy trinity trinity trinity! of wholesome American entertainment!

They provide good, honest, hardworking folk an escape escape escape! from the toxic bile which ceaselessly spews from Hollywood's liberal and unholy orifice orifice orifice!

Why Liberals HATE Monster Truck Rallies

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Accept no lame liberal immitations...
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...Real monster trucks are pure conservative (except when it comes to gas consumption)!
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How To Spot A Monster Truck Rally

It's not a Monster Truck Rally if...

It's probably a Monster Truck Rally if...

  • Most of the kids are holding loaded guns
  • Liberals and/or hippies are protesting outside
  • The commentator yells everything three times times times!
  • They lynch an A-Rab during the interval
  • They sing the national anthem at least 5 times
  • The couples have matching mullets
  • There are big-ass trucks flying through the air
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