Monsanto
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Monsanto

Monsanto is a corporation that works with volatile chemicals and whose sole reason for existing is to sponsor rides at Disneyland.

OverviewEdit

In this section discuss the reasons why Monsanto is an integral part of American commerce and is deserving of its own special tube.

HistoryEdit

In this section discuss the many ways America's history was shaped by the innovations of Monsanto, including the wonderful world of Disney. Use the links below for info.

• Monsanto House of the Future and the Disney blog

Products and ServicesEdit

In this section discuss the many products created by Monsanto! Use the links below on "terminator seeds" and the links in the "External Tubes" section for more info."

Terminator seeds, Ban Terminator tube

External TubesEdit

• Lies, lies and more lies
• Monsanto's new plan to make food safer!
• Monsanto to expand new profits
• Monsanto to protect America's farmers
• Monsanto discovers new source of profits!
• Hippies to surrender to Monsanto. Free Market wins again
• How Monsanto will end world hunger sometime in the far far future.
• How America will solve Europe's hunger
• Monsanto accused of destroying the world
• Newest Product: The Crop Killer!
• Mother Nature stealing profits!
• Awesome Science: New Corn, way of the future!