Monkey Island
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Added by MutopisMonkey Island is where Truthiness Monkeys and Jihad Monkeys come from. We suspect the Island is located somewhere in Tampa.
Some of these Monkeys are actually Illegals, stealing jobs from American Monkeys.
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| Monkey Island | |
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| Capitol: | Monkey Kingdom |
| Official Flower: | Bananas |
| Official Language: | Monklish |
| Official Bird: | Winged Monkeys |
| Motto: | Banana! |
| Common Name: | Monkey Island |
| Leader: | Donkey Kong |
| Official Anthem: | Banana Song |
| Population: | 1 Billion Monkeys |
| Currency: | Banana Dollar |
| Principal imports: | Monkeys, Animals, Pirates, Ghosts, Guybrush Threepwood |
| Principal exports: | Bananas, Feces, Human Ego |
| Principal industries: | Zoos and Banana Plantations |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Vegetarian Cannibals inhabits Monkey Island |
| Fun Fact # 2: | There is a Giant Stone Monkey Head |
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Thomas French discovered Monkey Island and wrote a book called "Life in the Garden of Captives".
The Island is run by Lex Salisbury, aka El Diablo Blanco (The White Devil), an evil Dictatorial Zookeeper. El Diablo Blanco is the Alpha Male of the Zookeepers and he will mount you if you show any sign of weakness.
The Island was created to gather animals from around the world and bring them to the Zoo located in Monkey Island, as exhibits to maintain our Human Supremacy over the Animal Kingdom (and that Kingdom better surrender!)
Escape from Monkey Island: Monkey Madness Mayhem
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There is no escape from Monkey Island, we all return to it someday.
The Mytical Three-headed Monkey
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A Three-headed Monkey!
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