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Moneytheism
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Moneytheism
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"Moneytheism"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.
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"and give us this day our daily Mighty Dollar. Amen"
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Moneytheism is the American faith in the free marketEpisode #482

Origin Of MoneytheismEdit

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Moneytheism is God’s religion and doesn’t conflict with Christianity
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What Moneytheists BelieveEdit

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Essentially Moneythiests believe in a pure version of a free market untainted by regulations, in very much the same way Heaven's economy would operate.

Creation MythEdit

Flood StoryEdit

Afterlife MythEdit

DeitiesEdit

Moneytheist RitualsEdit

Birth RitualsEdit

The doctor is paid, BEFORE, the baby is delivered. To give thanks for the mere notion of extracting the child from it's moneyless purgatory.

Marriage RitualsEdit

All currency is bonded in the locking of two individuals, giving them each equal shares of everything no matter what was brought to the table beforehand.

Death RitualsEdit

The deceased is buried with all his possessions in order to take it with him/her to show God how much he obtained.

Absolution RitualsEdit

Holiday RitualsEdit

Modern MoneytheismEdit

Famous MoneytheistsEdit

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