Mississauga
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| Mississauga | |
| Mayor: | Hurricane Hazel McCallion |
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| City Motto: | In Hazel We Trust |
| Nickname: | Sauga |
| Theme Song: | add stuff here-4 |
| Population: | 1 000 000 |
| Standard MPH: | add stuff here-6 |
| Principal industries: | add stuff here-7 |
| Fun Fact # 1: | add stuff here-8 |
| Fun Fact # 2: | add stuff here-9 |
Nestled in Ontario between Oakville and Etobicoke, Mississauga is Toronto's New Jersey, holding hostage the Pearson International Airport, and 6 major highways. The 401, 427, 403, QEW and the dreaded 407 express toll highway.
Mississauga has been run for the past 30 years since it's amalgamation of smaller towns in the 1970s by Mayor Hazel McCallion. She is so old she looks like she might blow away, but she is so ferocious that she gets 95% of the vote every time there is an election and no one dares run against her anymore. No one even knows who to run after her death, as she is at the frisky age of 87.
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