Mike Myers
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

RANDOMNESS IS NOT TRUTHINESS

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Mike Myers is a Canadian Actor who is actually a American weasel named Petey McNibblets and he lives with his pet unicorn/husband Freddy in an igloo in let's say...Germany. He was born in San Francisco, California (Cauliflower) on Hortonvember 42, 666. He is a proud supporter of Canadian Gay Marriage and he happens to be in several funny movies directed by Americans (which is the only reason he makes millions of Canadian Dollars, or 5 American.)

Why He's A HippyEdit

• He smokes pot and some drugs that no American will know about (Sram, Eitrams)
• He's Gay.
• He listens to Rush
• He killed a Smurf, I swear (a lot)! I saw it on a documentary, I think...
• He ate a monkey, but forgot to say grace.
• He owns a smart car.
• He was in Wayne's World.
• He's Canadian, and therefore Liberal.
• He's a Weasel.
• He's related to Jean Chretian and she's a Hippy.
• YOKO ONO is his lover's ex-lover's lover's cousin, 3 times removed
• His middle name is Moontaster
• He plays the Geetar on the MTV

RelativesEdit

• Satan
• Any Pedophile Priest
• Your abusive uncle, Kevin
• That serial killer, eh?
• The Loch Ness Monster
• Jesus (Weird, Huh?)
• His MAMA OHHHH BURNED!