Michael Steele

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Michael Steele is the former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland and current chairman of the Republican National Convention. He was nailed on the January 23, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report (his Bump took a while).

Contents 1 MC Steele's Friends 2 Leadership 3 Michael Steele and his Uncle Tom Complex fight against Reverse Racism 4 See Also 5 External Tubes

[edit] MC Steele's Friends

Not only does MC rick the Brooks Brothers suits, he also rocks friends.

Some of MC Steele's best friends are:

• The Greatest President Ever
• Alan Keyes
• Trent Lott
• Obama? [1]

He and Rush Limbaugh are best pals. Even good friends argue now and again.

[edit] Leadership

To lure African-Americans into the GOP, Steele is offering "fried chicken and potato salad." Wait, no watermelons or white wymin?

• As a young man, he took on the responsibility of being the sole breadwinner for his entire family even making sure his younger half-sister Monica wouldn't have to rely on boxer/rapists for alimony[2].

• MC was elected as the head of the Republican National Committee on January 30, 2009 for a two-year term. He is living proof that the Republican Party welcomes good darkies black membership and that, come 2012, anyone who doesn't vote Republican is a racist.

• Liberal bigots like John Stewart would have you believe that Steele an unqualified token who is attempting to steal Lando Calrissian's mustachio look.[3]

• The GOP admires and respects Mr. Steele so much for his leadership abilities that, this year, they might finally invite him to the Christmas Party. At least, they would love to, but there are already so many people coming and there's no more room on the guest list. They're sure he understands.

[edit] Michael Steele and his Uncle Tom Complex fight against Reverse Racism

Michael Steele is doing God's work by fighting against the mooslim agenda to bring racism back to America! After the hard work of the Republican Party to eliminate such an insidious disease! Well, Steele wont allow that to happen!

[edit] See Also

• Yo! Help MC Steele Urbanize Da GOPizzle‎

[edit] External Tubes

• Everything Americans Need To Know About MC Steele
• Michael Steele does not trust those "black folks"
• Michael Steele wins argument!
• Michael Steele: We Have The Best Health Care in The World!
• Michael Steele to eliminate Medicare Protect Medicare Privatize Medicare reduce Medicare do something about Medicare
• Michael Steele helps victim of Socialized Medicine
• Michael Steele declares Obama to be an insensitive Jerk!
• Michael Steele to protect white people from reverse racism
• Michael Steele applauds scorns ACORN
• Michael Steele promises to hunt down terrorist moderates
• Black Man become comedian