Alex P. Keaton
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Alex P. Keaton hates the Baby Jesus and says he has the right to kill any babies just for kicks. As a master actor from TV and the big screen, he knows what strings to pull to get his legs, arms and torso to shake and spasm as though he had Parkinson's Disease. What a faker! But he does not garner any sympathy from heroes who love freedom and who will never give up their right to get scientific information from The Bible.
His Canadian name is Michael J. Fox, which was probably given to him when he was suckled by grizzlies in British Columbia. His campaign to develop Stem Cell Research for Parkinson's disease began when he decided to dedicate his life to a full-time schmaltzy act of discom"bob"ulation.
His act was finally called out by the great hero Rush Limbaugh in October 2006.
[edit] Factoids
- Was a staunch Republican until his sister Mallory revealed she wasn't really his sister.
- Claims to have traveled back to the future, like that makes any sense.
- Worked for Doc Brown, a known associate of Libyan terrorists.
- Lied to the entire state of Missouri about his "disease".
- Doesn't have Parkinsons, has Fakingtons.
- Receives $1000 for every baby he murders.
- Irresistibly adorable on the hit TV show Spin City.
