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"You can't just choose to be independent; it's not like being gay."
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~ Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report June 20, 2007
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Michael Bloomberg is the mayor of New York City, having taken over the job from America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani.

He is an eccentric billionaire, which should make him immensely likeable to Stephen Colbert, however, Mayor Bloomberg is a flip-flopper.
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Bloomberg recently announced he is leaving the Republican Party, after previously leaving the Democratic Party and prior to that, leaving a party at Martha Stewart's summer home in the Hamptons.

Some speculate that this is the prelude to an announcement of candidacy for President of the United States, following in the footsteps of other eccentric, goofy billionaires Steve Forbes and Ross Perot.

FactoidsEdit

  • Bloomberg has an elaborate plan to kill James Bond.
  • Bloomberg knows how to throw one hell of a Pizza Party
  • Likes to give free rides to the Homeless

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