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Michael B. Mukasey
serves at the pleasure of
the President of the United States

Michael B. Mukasey
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Michael B. Mukasey is a retired judge from New York who knows Rudy Giuliani personally (and maybe Bernie Kerik too!).

The Greatest President Ever will nominate install him to replace Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General for America by any means necessary!

God Bless America!

Attorney GeneralshipEdit

On November 8, 2007, it became official, Mukasey has been confirmed by the Senate to be America's newest Attorney General!

Congratulations, Mike!

EducationEdit

Mike is a strong supporter of abstinence.

PollsEdit

See AlsoEdit

• torture
• waterboarding