Meth

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Meth (noun) American slang

1. a drug commonly used by hypothetical gay porn actors

Synonym: high-speed chicken feed, Jenny Crank

[edit] Meth Facts

• Was invented in World War II to fuel Kamikaze pilots into crazed Psychopaths.
• It is possible to reverse-engineer meth into Sudafed by soaking it in red phosphorous and iodine.
• Is totally non addictive.
• Is made of very specialized "Industrial Ingredients" which can be traced directly to their offshore source manufacturer.
• Will make you rich.
• Meth's popularity when shown on a timeline is parallel to its level of potence.
• The ingredients for Meth are often collected from drug stores by adorable "smurf" creatures.
• Is not known to explode and kill everyone in sight when being prepared.
• Was not, when brought up in DEA meetings on the East Coast, laughed at or mocked.
• Is not the cause of a sweeping drug epidemic.
• Is not known to be produced by Rednecks in Georgia.
• Is not favored by long distance truckers.
• Has not destroyed entire communities.
• Is not the source of much controversy and ill-will or litigation between The DEA and cold medicine manufacturers.
• Has never been prepared by Mid-Western Children.

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