Man
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Creation
Men
Dr. Stephen Colbert (Numero Uno) was the first creation of God.
The second was a living room for Stephen to relax in while he finished all the other stuff, mostly America, bears (for sport), and the Earth. Men are defined by pissing standing up!!!
Women
Woman was God's last creation - After God realized what a huge disaster his second creation was, he took (Stephen's rib) and created his most beautiful and prized creation: the Woman.
Language and Entertainment
The first-creation (known in Genesis as "the mistake") has no communication skills.
Facts
Notable Men
- Dr. Stephen Colbert
- George W. Bush
- Jesus Christ
- God
- Donald Trump
- Dick Cheney
- Dr. Condoleezza Rice
- Ann Coulter
- The Missing Link
