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Meat Bread Hamburger BLT Bacon Breaded Fish sticks Beef High Fructose Corn Syrup Pizza Freedom Fries Turducken 7-Meat Chili Chocolate Cheese Curry Falafel Sauswich Instant Noodles Peaches Chinese food Ham

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Meat is generally refered to as any animal tissue that is used as food. There is no food more American than meat, with the arguable exception of apple pie. If there were an apple pie made of meat, it would be the world's perfect food. Meat can only be eaten by God and right-winged bad asses, not by liberal pigs (because pig is meat and that would be cannibalism).

See AlsoEdit

• Turducken
• Chalupa
• Bacon
• Pig
• Hamburger

Meat
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Meat
is Very Manly™.