McDonald's

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Helping to “Liberate” one “despotic nation” at a time
Typical Big-Boned people enjoying McDonald's in moderation.

Also known as quote, "Mickey D's"

McDonald’s is an American-made restaurant where fatties go to buy food and get jolly and play with clowns. McDonald’s "food" is composed of many exotic types of fats and lards, many genetically modified, as well as other animal bi-products. Food materials are mostly imported dirt-cheap from poorer countries in Africa to keep McDonald's a profitable corporation and excellent addition to your investment portfolio.

McDonald's signature sandwich, the Big Mac, celebrated its 40th birthday on August 24, 2007!

It has been said that when you stuff your belly full of McDonald's Big Macs, the dump you take the next morning is colloquially referred to as "dropping a clown."

McDaddy loves you… now eat that burger or he will biatch slap yo!

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[edit] All You Need To Know about McDonald's

McDonald’s helps your local community by hiring your babies! It's good for the economy!
They even provide employee discounts!
The New McDonald: Angrier, meaner, and veggier than ever!
Nothing has ever been the same ever since Ronald went all Hippie Vegan…
  • Makes people "Big-Boned" aka "Fatties"
  • Stephen doesn't approve of Big-Boned folks.
  • There is no obesity epidemic in America, just a lot of fat people
  • Nixo-Facto, McDonald's is not truthy enough yet
  • Tupac hides in the ball pit in the play center.
  • Chicken Nuggets are made from Chicken Slur which can include but is not limited to Chicken Butts.
McDonald's evil clown was driving the Bus that ran over Jack (In The Box) ...
... but don't worry the Burger King even the score.
Unfortunately the clown returns as a hippie vegetarian zombie
Ronald McDonald's dark secret...

[edit] Tupac Sightings

Did you know...

McDonald's kills more people a year than smoking, but the Lefties aren't bitching at Ronald McDonald now are they?

It has been noted of recent Tupac sightings at McDonald's but no one seems to care anymore now that all these kids have their Hippity Hop.

I don’t know why, but suddenly I am scared of this new Ronald

[edit] What does all of this Jib Jab have to do with Stephen?

Come on! What doesn't McDonald's have in common with our beloved Stephen?

  • McDonald's makes bellies fat, Stephen makes guts fat with truthiness.
  • When people think of America, they first think of McDonald's and Stephen.

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