McDonald's/New Menu Items

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From every process used to serve and prepare the food to every item on the menu, McDonald's is America in restaurant form.

At the cutting edge of every cultural trend, McDonald's is now offering dozens (perhaps hundreds, okay, maybe just dozens) of new food items incorporating the new FDA standards and the new genetic technologies.

You deserve a break today, please review the new McDonald's menu below!

Contents 1 Breakfast 2 Lunch 3 Dessert 4 Beverages 5 Dollar Menu

[edit] Breakfast

• genetically modified Maple-flavored chicken sausages wrapped in pancake-flavored cardboard

[edit] Lunch

• 4-legged Chicken McNuggets
• BSE Macs
• Mutated Fish Sticks

[edit] Dessert

• Flamin' Hot Fig Cake

[edit] Beverages

• Refillable gallon Coke strap-on plastic bottle (made with only the finest oil byproducts).

[edit] Dollar Menu

• Nothing, freedom isn't free, but it also costs more than a dollar!!!!