Maxine Waters
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 35th" district of the state of Cauliflower

As a member of the Judiciary Committee, Ms. Waters was able to meet and question Alberto Gonzales regarding her unrestrained passion for him.

When Did She Join Al Qaeda? 1973Edit

Miss Waters spoke at a communist rally and blasphemed God's Favorite Party.

This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report". Until Maxine Waters gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Maxine Waters by unloading your gut onto this page.