Most likely the Third Greatest President Ever (or, at the very least, the Third Term of The Greatest President Ever) John McCain offers American's the chance to fund his epic run to keep America's White House white.
Please peruse the abbreviated catalogue below and purchase as many items as you possibly can before terrorists close down the webtube.
Tasteful Items For PurchaseEdit
- golf balls
- $100-plate dinners at legal, non-fund raisers held in Canada