"WHERE ARE THE NACHOS? MY CAT REFUSES TO BATHE!"
I kill what I fear and I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and more truthy--use your gut.

What normal people sleep on. Possibly there exists a creature that is mercilessly hunted down, killed, and dried, then sold as an artificial sleep aid.

SAVE THE MATTRESSES!!!

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