Matt Lauer is quite possibly the girliest man on TV, who served for five years as the dead weight slung around Katie Couric's flawless neck on Good Morning America. His prissing and prancing proved such a distraction that Couric eventually found that she could no longer deliver hard-hitting commentary on real issues like this fall's hot hairstyles; it is widely believed that he is the evil force behind her totally unexpected betrayal of Stephen's heart.
He has actually said, on camera, that is okay for men to cry. Between that and the haircut — no explanation necessary there — he has set the war against Fancy-pantsification back decades. It remains only for real men like Stephen, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity to clean up his mess by reporting on the world's suffering in the most cruel, heartless way possible. You have left them no choice but to be the biggest bastards on TV.