Matt
happily perform(s) any menial task
where ever and whenever Dr. Colbert says, without question.

Matt is one of Stephen's employees who witnessed the near-fatal fall that broke Stephen's wrist.

Matt works as camera utility on "The Colbert Report".

There are some people who believe Matt may have had something to do with Stephen's fall due to his callous disregard for America's Newsman. He was quoted in a documentary that he was not responsible for Dr. Colbert's welfare.

Yes you are, Matt, yes you are.