Mary Magdalene

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Mary Magdalene
is not intended for drunken frat boys
Mary Magdalene
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.


Mary Magdalene (don't call her Mary without the Cherry) was a commie liberal prostitute, who some people say married Jesus. Many Anti-American, Commie, Liberal disbelievers tell this lie to smaer the savior's good name. Any Nazi man of God it was completely normal for rabbis white, blue-eyed, blond Christians to remain unmarried in their 30's in an age where most people didn't live to be 25.



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