Martin Van Buren
was the 8th President of the United States of America
Party: Democrat   Term of Office: 1837-1841

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Martin Van Buren
is all Girlieman.

Martin Van Buren was the 8th President of the United States of America. He was a snivelly, Perrier-drinking East Coast liberal with an anti-freedom agenda. Prior to Van Buren's useless presidency, he served as Vice President of the United States of America under the vile Andrew Jackson.

Van Buren's mop was voted Worst Hair for 16 years running back in the nineteenth century, and of those, the last three years were after he died.

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• Noted philosopher Kramer joined a tribute gang to Van Buren, the "VB Boys."