Marilyn Manson

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This is perhaps the most kickass group ever promoted by a mainstream record company.

~ Sen. Joe Lieberman

American Council of Trustees and Alumni 1997

Marilyn Manson
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Marilyn Manson
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

A young Marilyn Manson doing unspeakably satanic things, still as a boy but starting to dress really faggily.

Marilyn Manson is a satanic liberal (they're based in La-La Land) rock band headed by a frontman/frontwoman of the same name. He/she is the illegitimate son/daughter of hollywood slut Marilyn Monroe and serial killer Charles Manson after meeting at a hippie "groove-in, tune out" party hosted by The Beatles.

[edit] Why He's Just So Frickin' Weird

He/she has confessed numerous times, such as in his album Portrait of An Incestuous American Family and autobiography, of his/her heavy obsession with that wierdo Hollywood-Liberal propaganda tool Willy Wonka (also the reason why archnemesis Sen Joe Lieberman is a "Democrat") and Menier chocolates. This, he says, allied with haphazard teenage dabblings with the magicks of Satan and watching countless hours of his grandfather's gay porno vidoes, has been the root cause to his superhuman anthropomorphic transformation into an America-hating transexual gay/lesbian man/woman!

[edit] Scientific Significance

Marilyn Manson, the person, is also of a tremendous scientific significance for two reasons.Firstly, he/she is the first recorded historical case of a person being thus born a man and then later turning into an actual woman in later life. And second, he was also the first person in recorded history known to have had his ribs removed so that he could perform autofellatio.

Marilyn's father: Charles Manson

Marilyn's mother: Marilyn Monroe

[edit] Anti-Christ

Like Al Gore, Marilyn Manson is also deeply connected with the Anti-Christ prophecy.

Here is the truthiness : Jesus is for life, Marilyn Manson is against it. Jesus doesn't have horns and opposable thumbs, Marilyn Manson does.

[edit] Discography

Corrupted by Willy Wonka.

[edit] LPs

Portrait of an American Family (1994)
Antichrist Superstar (1996)
Mechanical Animals (1998)
Holy Wood (2000)
Golden Age of Grotesque (2003)

[edit] Songs

My Beautiful Paycheck
Sweet Dreams (are made of this)
Tainted Love
Personal G-bus
Dope Show
Bristol Palin's Heart-Shaped Glasses

[edit] Books on Tape

The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
How to Eat the Baby Jesus WHILE ALIVE! Mwhahahaa! (co-written with Martha Stewart.)
Make-Up tips by Marilyn Manson,
or the goth guide to choking your mom and dad with a fucking eyeshadow pencil! (co-written with RuPaul.)
Bedtime Stories for Kids (co written with Pat Robertson.)
I'm Gonna Get Your Teenage Daughter Pregnant and Eat Her Baby (co written with Bristol Palin and Trig, the Sea Monkey baby; special voiceover contributions by Sarah Palin.)