Marijuana
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What the Catholic Church doesn't want you to know (besides they are all pedophiles) is that the Holy Grail is really a 6ft tall bong.
Guilty of leading more teenagers astray than Lenny Bruce, pool halls and MTV combined, quintessential stoners Tommy Cong and Cheech Marin are seen here smoking Satan's weed (apparently having smoked all of their own weed earlier in the film).
marijuana /mar-a-WAN-a/ (n.) First appeared: Boys bathroom in Junior High School
- A weed that grows everywhere in the world, primarily in hippies and surfers back yards.
- A psychotropic that is either smoked, or hidden in brownies you secretly give your mom.
- One of those things the American Medical Association and pharmacutical companies don't want you to know about.
- A medicinal herb that makes you happy.
- Satan's way of making your kids play X-box 360 all day instead of cleaning their room.
- National plant of Jamaica
- State plant of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii.
- Preferred drug of Hippies, Surfers, Beatniks, Democrats and Libertarians.
- Something Stephen Colbert won't do with John Stewart (except that one time, way back in college).
Hot surfer chicks like Bridget Fonda love to lei around all day, doing massive bong hits and watching Spongebob Squarepants.
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[edit] Also Known As
- Pot
- Reefer
- Boo
- Grass
- Herb
- Skunk
- The Kind
- Ganja
- The Devil's Weed
[edit] Pharmacology
Yes, that's right kids. Science proves that Marijuana is actually good for you. Go figure!
[edit] Factual Marijuana Documentaries
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[edit] Caught In The Act
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