Marijuana

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marijuana /mar-a-WAN-a/ (n.) First appeared: Boys bathroom in Junior High School; Invented by Cheech & Chong

A weed that grows everywhere in the world, primarily in hippies and surfers back yards.
A psychotropic that is either smoked, or hidden in brownies you secretly give your mom.
One of those things the American Medical Association and pharmacutical companies don't want you to know about.
A medicinal herb that makes you happy.
Satan's way of making your kids play X-box 360 all day instead of cleaning their room.
National plant of Jamaica
State plant of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii.
Preferred drug of Hippies, Surfers, Beatniks, Democrats and Libertarians.
Something Stephen Colbert won't do with John Stewart (except that one time, way back in college).

PharmacologyEdit

Yes, that's right kids. Science proves that Marijuana is actually good for you. Go figure!

Educational Reefer Films

Famous Americans arrested for reefer (Or everybody must get stoned):
The Greatest President Ever Indiana Gov. Mitchell "Mitch" Daniels Jr. (R) Florida Congressman Mark Foley (R) Ashley Biden (Isn't that worse than getting knocked up?) Al Gore III (D) Robert Mitchum Johnny Cash Willie Nelson Willie Nelson Charlie Sheen Tony Curtis Your Grandma	Pee Wee Herman Every Beatle Every Rolling Stone Willie Nelson Ray Charles (Pardoned by State of Georgia for rights to his song.) Jennifer Capriati ~~Kareem Abdul-Jabbar~~ Lew Alcindor Orlando Cepeda Willie Nelson

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