Maria Bartiromo

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Maria Bartiromo
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Maria Bartiromo
is a Wikiality.com "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!
Maria Bartiromo
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Maria Bartiromo
The portrait that will go on the new $11 bill

Maria Bartiromo is the shapely hostess of a show on CNBC. She talks about money or something.

And she's hot!

[edit] September 18, 2008 Nailing


  • Market sold off
    • everyone is worried that the banks need money
      • the banks now need capital because of the bad loans
  • zombie stockbrokers
    • rule the night
    • feast on human flesh
  • she advises relaxation
  • stockholders of AIG did not get a bail out
  • Dr. Colbert defines the free market
  • the bigger the screw up the more likely you will receive a government bail out
  • diversify
    • bury in the backyard and hide it in the mattress
  • gold is okay
  • punditry is always a good investment
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