Maple Syrup
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

Canada's form of sugar. It is brown because it is dirty and inferior to the American Refined Sugars. Stephen must have an intern distinguish the sugars because he cannot see color.

It is made from sap. That's tree sweat. Are you going to drink sweat from a tree? That's disgusting. Maple syrup is harvested by Gay-beckers and hippies in Vermont.

FactoidEdit

Maple syrup is the byproduct of two or more maple leaves having sex.

External TubesEdit

• The Evils of Maple Syrup