Maine

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Maine
is a Recognized State of the United States of America.
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The "Great" State of MAINE
Capitol:	Cushnoc
State Flower:	Too snowy for vegetation
State Hobby	Icing
Official Language:	Take the "R" out of all the words, and there you have it
State Bird:	Lobstah
State Motto:	"You can get a cash refund on your Gatorade bottles here! Yess-ah!"
Nickname:	The "Ah Existence is based solely on crustations" State
Governor:	Frank
State Anthem:	"Ay-uh, I love Labah Day Weekend"
Population:	36 people and 2,947,028 trees
Standard MPH:	There is only 1 cop, so feel free to speed.
Principal imports:	Buttah and tartah sauce
Principal exports:	Ice, lots and lots of ice. ICE MORE ICE
Principal industries:	Icing
Fun Fact # 1:	The Bush family owns a house heah.
Fun Fact # 2:	A black bea-ah (not to be confused with beeah) was once governah of Maine for 8 ye-ahs, these ye-ahs are now referred to as the prospahous time.

Maine is Eastern Canada's America.

[edit] Discovery

Back in the 1800s Canada was spreading its territory, so George H.W. Bush stopped the plague known as Canadianism from seeping into the U.S. Maine is the first, last and only line of defense between those Bear loving communists and the American people.

[edit] History

During World War II the Canadians finally decided to help out. Being inexperienced in any form of combat, the Canadians "accidentally" invaded The United States. This event was covered up and hid from the American people in order to keep the peace. All four Canadian soldiers were killed in combat when they were ironically killed by a bea-ah, who, ironically was their "friend."

[edit] Achieving Statehood

In 1992, when George H.W. Bush decided to retire, he built a house in Maine and decided to give it the right of statehood. It has proudly retained its title evah since. Yess-ah!

[edit] Maine Today

Today America has a stable peace treaty where Maine Lobstahs are traded with bordah support to block Canadians from invading the US and spreading their lies.

[edit] Maine in Canada

Part of Maine is in Canada.

[edit] Maine Landmarks

Bush family home in the Kennebunkport section of Texas

Walkah's Point at Kennebunkpo-aht is the site of the Bush/Walker estate. W. tends to avoid the place because factonistas like to claim that he was bo-ahn and raised in New England whenevah he goes to the grand family estate. But the nieces and nephews and cousins (most of whom have "Walker" somewhe-ah in their names) usually get married the-ah.

[edit] Famous Mainers

George H.W. Bush, since he's lived there for 100 years. Hey, it works for Schwarzeneggah.
Stephen King. All his stories are true. Stay outta Derry.
Bob Mahley (Marley). Maine's best comedian, not to be confused with that crack-head Jamaican.

[edit] What Mainers Like to Talk About

The Red Sox
The New England Patriots
The price of gas (usually has "isn't that wicked" somewheah mentioned in the conversation...somewheah.)
The weathah
Crops/fishing/lobsatahing
Local gossip (the town newspapah provides it all)
Where Bob Mahley is doing his next show. Yessah!

[edit] A Typical Day in Maine

Get up at 4 am. to go to the lobstah boat
Catch lobstah
Have a couple'la beeahs
Make fun of flatlandahs (tourists)
Go featch some ice
Have a couple mo-ah beeahs
Gas up the cah and go shoppin
Get home and have some mo-ah beeahs while watching Channel 6 News
Take a showah and then go tah bed

[edit] Tips on Visiting

Don't go through Wiscasset in the summer. Evah. You will be stuck in traffic all day. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Don't be an asshole. Main-ahs, as a general rule, are blunt and to the point, (much like their Massachusetts cousins) and if you're being a douche, you'll be called out on it.
Be polite. If someone raises their hand (palm out) or nods in greeting, do it back. Otherwise you'll be outed as a follower of The Baby Satan, and you'll never make it out of Maine alive. Maybe your car will get keyed or you'll be called a "Flatlander Asshole". Either way, you'll be scarred for life.
Nevah go to Lewiston. Evah.

[edit] Why Maine Will Soon Cease to Exist

On October 13, Maine's so-called Republican Senatah, Olympia Snowe, voted with Barack Hussein Obama to kill all old people. The same day, Rush Limbaugh reluctantly called for Maine to be set adrift at sea. Given that ~~Diebold~~ God will soon decree that Republicans be put back in charge, they will follow Limbaugh's wise decree and destroy the entiah state. Maine, we hahdly knew ye.