Will not FAIL to make Hearst Castle into the Governor's summer Mansion...and the TransAmerica building into her thrown room and alien mothership landing dock.
She would FAIL to be married to Skeletor, who would bring all that drama into the Governor's mansion
She won't FAIL to be wealthy enough to own a jet, and knows where California can buy one cheap!
She won't FAIL to keep Californians as well as the environment in mind! Her retirement plan for everyone in the state is an income generating business creating new Soylent Green Jobs!!
Even though she's never really said what they are, we here at Wikiality.com are certain Meg believes lots of things! And, when the time is right, she'll let us all know what they are. We trust her, because just look at her, she's a chick with dimples! She looks just like what we'd imagine Arnold's grandmother would have looked like, without all the Old World lederhosen and what-not.
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Holy Sh#t, this is going to be an awesome Halloween after all. First we have the Fear Rally and now this. According with international correspondants the Communist Bear Army launched a surprise attack against the Communist Zombies Party. The attack was unexpected and it is already causing a stir in Communist Russia.
The Zombie Army has promised that there will be vendetta against the treacherous act against their Zombie brethren, "We were warned about the dangers of having an Alliance with the Bears, but we foolishly believed that we could work together for a strong Soviet Union. I was wrong" declared the Zombie of Joseph Stalin.
Hippie scientists blame Global Warming for the raising Bear attacks against zombies, "Global Warming has damaged the bears food supplies and have forced them to make a very hard choice: either commit an act of cannibalism by eating other bears or to hunt down Zombies and eat their zombie flesh to survive the comming winter. The bears chose to eat Zombies, even cannibalism is a step too far, even for bears."
...story continues...
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