Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (mah-MOOD ah-mah-genie... mah-MOOD ah-mah-dinner... my-money on-my-DINNER... MOMMIE-mommie-MOMMIE-mommie-MOMMIE... beep-BOP-da-wheep-BOP... mah-MOOD ah-mah-something-or-other) is the hippie President of Iran. He may not look like a hippie, but by Iranian standards he's a regular Willie Nelson!
From humble beginnings, Mahmoud studied hard and won admission to the prestigious Fanaticism, Unrest and Conflict University (better known as FUC-U) somewhere in darkest Iran. There he became versed in many culturally popular concepts like flag burning, America-hating, and bear-loving (interpret that in whichever way you like!).
Early Political LifeEdit
In his early youth, Ahmadieatsbabyjewsijahd worked his way up the typical political ladder for all Iranian Mullahs. First he was a public executioner, then anti-Zionist accountant, anti-American and anti-Zionist accountant, anti-Zionist and anti- American baby eater, anti-American and anti-Zioinist Baby Mohammed and Baby Satan worshipper, delivery boy, and finally of Mayor of Tehran. After only two years in this role he was "elected" President of Greater Tehran (also known as Iran) in 2005, campaigning under the slogan "vote for the littlest guy!". He celebrated his victory with a lavish banquet. Guests were treated to steak, caviar, and macaroni and cheese, all to the soundtrack of Spice World (he's a Sporty Spice man).
Shortly after becoming President, Mahmoud Ahmediwantsomethingelsetogetmethroughthissemicharmedwayoflifebabybabyiwantsomethingelseimnotlisteningwhenyousaygoodbyejihad took a "chill pill", and had a ephiphany which caused a major turn-around in many of his ideals. Out went his love of bears and his hatred of America. In came an interest in bongs, peace, love, and Austin Powers (yeah baby!).
The Steve Carell ConnectionEdit
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- He has 352 wives and 1 husband, the Ayatollah.
- He has been the biggest inspiration to Barack Hussein Obama.
- He is only four foot tall.
- He is known as Iran's Willie Nelson.
- He has an intense soaping every day
- Has actually absolutely no power, he is controlled by the ghosts of Hitler, Terrorists, and bears.
- Oh my!
Also Known asEdit
- Mahmoud's Twitter
- Is Mahmoud Ahmadipussyliberaljihad "too soft" on
"Child Execution"Capital Punishment?
- How he won the election
- Millions of Iranians welcome their old boss!
- Iran is learning the ways of Capitalism! Truly there is real change happening in Iran!
- Mahmoud wont rest until he find Neda's real killer... oh, and OJ will help him too...
- Mr. Jihad's
love lettersballot votes
- Mahmoud finds Neda's real killer! It was her doctor all along!
AhmadinesteinAhmadinejihad is not a joo! Thats a joowish lie!
- Mahmoud's worst week ever
- Mahmoud AhmaIhateoctopussijihad wants magical octopus dead!
- Mahmoud Ahmapleasedontkillmejihad is still alive and well
- Mahmoud AhmaIdidnotcheatjihad swears he won fairly
- Will Mahmoud Ahmabitchslap will have to choke a bitch?
- Mahmoud Ahmaharrypotternejad outlaws magic
- The Infidel West uses Weather Dominator to steal Iran's rain!