Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad is the president of Iran, or so its said; we true Americans wouldn't know, because we'd rather die and take the rest of the world with us than talk with Iran. His name is unpronounceable but is rumored to have "I hate America" somewhere in his name.

Like all terrorists, he is a liberal muslim, who hates America and has very tiny balls (noted: the only terrorist that has huge balls is Hillary Clinton, and she only has those because she stole them from her husband Bill Clinton). He borrowed weapons of mass destruction from his good friend Saddam Hussein. We just know it!

In his spare time he enjoys murdering babies, eating children, helping Ned Lamont's campaign, and watching Michael Moore's anti-American propaganda films. He also likes to dig up dead people and punch them in the face. His favorite food is the blood of puppies, and his favorite books are The Qur'an and How Stella got Her Grooooooooooooove back.

FactoidsEdit

• There are over ten trillion anagrams of the name Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericahad, and all of them are Persian for "Death to America".
• He has Britney Spears working as a mole in America.
• His arch Rival is The Greatest Maverick Ever.