Magic

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Magic
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

[edit] Hocus Pocus

God invented magic by being God... obviously. How else can you explain creating something from nothing? Since we know God invented magic it is only reasonable for him to condemn humans to hell for trying to use it as well.

So for humans, magic is one of The Dark Arts. It has been practiced for thousands of years, by Satanists, witches, wizards, Las Vegas entertainers with German names and The Jew.

No one who has concerns for their immortal soul will have anything whatsoever to do with magic, or its eviler brother, wizardry. It is pure evil.

[edit] See Also

• Jewgic
• Harry Potter
• Hogwarts
• Dungeons & Dragons
• Gandalf
• Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft

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