The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Magazines

Magazines are similar to books, they have lots of words which makes them bad, but they have lots of pictures, which is good (but not nearly enough, like seen in comic books). Like a full moon, they only come around once a month.

Notable MagazinesEdit

• Sports Illustrated
• Time Magazine
• Playboy
• Newsweek
• The New Yorker
• The Nation
• Mother Jones
• The New Republic
• The Vulture
• U.S News & World Report
• Vanity Fair
• Weekly World News

Magazines
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy