Madison County, Arkansas
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Madison County, Arkansas is a shining beacon of pure, traditional American values. Nestled in the bosom of the deep South, Madison County is home to the world-renown Faubus Motel, named for Arkansas' beloved governor Orval Faubus and their Southern hospitality!
Madison County, Arkansas
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[edit] Founding & History
When the surrounding counties of Carroll, Newton, Johnson, Franklin, Crawford, Washington and Benton first heard about how England used Australia as a place to ship their criminals, they all decided to found Madison County and use it for their own penal colony.
They named it after the U.S. President at the time, James Madison, but he promptly sued them to take his name off it. He lost, but the Dolly Madison bakery refuses to ship any of their products to this hellhole in the still on-going feud.
[edit] Congressional District
Madison falls in Arkansas' third district, the Fightin' Third! and they're proudly represented by John Boozman.
[edit] Demographics
Madison County is whiter than Jena, Louisiana and they do everything they can to stay that way.
[edit] Communities
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[edit] Unincorporated
- Toothless
- Missing Chromosome
- Assbackwards
- Mount Your Cousin
[edit] Landmarks
- Faubus Motel
- possible future home of a Whitaker's Christmas Tree Farm franchise!
- swimmin' hole
- hangin' tree
[edit] Laws
- don't get caught being black within the county limits
- don't marry more than one of your cousins
- don't drink or swear or do anything that would make The Baby Jesus blush
- don't speed
- don't use a gun when a good stick will do when beating your wife or kids
