After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow targets the brain of non-Americans who eat the cows that already have Mad Cow Disease.

Labcoat Larrys call it Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.

Fun Facts about Mad Cow DiseaseEdit

• Can also be acquired from eating mad squirrels (or at least their brains)
• Only liberals can get Mad Cow Disease from Human Growth Hormone treatment
• Also sometimes called "Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease" by vegetarians
• Jesus Milk never carries Mad Cow Disease because rBGH is one of Jesus' miracles

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