MSNBC

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MSNBC
Full Network Name	Marxist State News Broadcasting Company (For a while, it was Monica Smokes 'N Bill Clinton) Military Socialist Network of Broadcasting Communists
Transmission	TV Broadcast
Availability	America, Canada
Year Founded	1996
Corporate Owner	82% NBC Universal 10% Microsoft 8% Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
C.E.O.	Tim Russert, but he uses Keith Olbermann to front for him
Types of Programs	Convential Wisdom disguised as political analysis
Sister Networks	Al Jazeera CNBC NBC
Most Popular Programs	Scarborough Country Meet The Press Hardball Tucker
Most Popular Celebrities	Keith Olbermann

MSNBC is a satanic cult secretly owned by Elvira and North Korea, dedicated to ensuring liberal power for years to come in order to suppress the middle class, raise taxes, and spew lies about Real Americans.

Many of its on-screen puppets are drug addicts only permitted to leave their Afghan caves for broadcasts and Oujia board games.

The rest are part of the MySogiNist Boys Club.

[edit] Network Personalities

Tucker Carlson Joe Scarborough Brian Williams David Gregory Michael Savage

Keith Olbermann Chris Matthews Lawrence O'Donnell Tim Russert Don Imus

[edit] Also See

For a Conservative all Real American News Network see: Fox News Channel

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