Lobbyist
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it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.

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Lobbyist
is part of the United States Federal Government.
Don't ask; asking only helps the terrorists.

Lobbyist
helps Americans better understand
The Free Market
America thanks you, Lobbyist

Called by knowledgeable Americans "uncredited writers of law"^{Episode #365}, lobbyists help Americans write laws which benefit Americans.

Mentioned on The Colbert ReportEdit

November 16, 2006 as the gut element of that day's Word - Play Ball!. Dr. Colbert makes it clear that "they are friends with beneifts" and Democrats need the balls to welcome them.

Things Lobbyists Do On Their Days OffEdit

• Visit Congress

See AlsoEdit

• Wikilobbyist
• Jack Abramoff
• Better Know A Lobbyist

External TubesEdit

• The Lobbyist Blog: How we save America some cash!
• Dictators support lobbying industry