Lindsay Lohan (aka inmate #2409752) used to be a Real American and Real Americans LOVED Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, LL has been temporarily compromised by the parasitic values of Hollywood and joined the Anti Panty League along with Britney Spears. She has also recently joined the “Bat-Shit-Insane-League”, possibly due to association with the "People Who Don’t Know What to Do with Money and Fame Consortium".
We all have “High” hopes Lohan will settle down and find a nice Republican boy to marry, possibly someone who edits patriotic, God-fearing online encyclopedias such as Wikiality.com.
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq […] I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops by herself. It’s so amazing seeing one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.”