Liberaliya is a Northern African nation formerly run by insane strongman, President-for-Life and "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Arab, Libyan, Popular and Socialist Jamahirya" Muammar Ghadaffi. It is currently run by strongman, President-for-Life and "Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Arab, Libyan, Popular and Socialist Jamahirya" Kolonel Kaddafi.
After 25 years, in the spring of 2006, the United States normalized diplomatic relations with Libya after frightening the hell out of Ghadaffi with our letter-perfect invasion of Iraq. Heckuvajob.
Libya has hundreds of miles of white sands, and oceans of oil.
Just like Iraq and Afghanistan, the United States has been in war with Libya. And USA frickin destroyed Libya like how the Sun destroyed Mercury! After the USA kicked Libya's anus, Libya has been making gas for USA until the evil Obama made gas prices rise to about $29.99! If Libya becomes a state, then it will surpass Kansas as worst state. I mean, Kansas is a perfect dreamland compared to Libya!
When USA bombed the crap out of LibyaEdit
You know why gas prices are so high? Because the oil is from Libya, and we are enemies with Libya.
2011: The Freedom FluEdit
After the collapse of Tunisia and Egypt, it was only a matter of time before Libya would get infected with the freedom-virus., Libya is such a slut. As it was predicted by the Greatest President Ever, democracy is spreading in the middle-east! The Lesbyns infected with the freedom-flu have decided that they are tired of being ruled by a fat Keith Richards impersonator. But Ghadaffi is protected by an army of hot lesbianic amazons (and 3 blond Ukrainian nurses) and they have pledge to protect his life in exchange of securing future lesbian orgies.