Left-wing

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Left-wing
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Bush Hates Left Wing Weenies

[edit] What is the Left-Wing?

The left-wing is the wing where homosexuals, liberals, feminists, bears, and communists hang out. There they smoke LSD in their water bongs and kill babies. This makes the Baby Jesus sad. The left wing is a homosexual breeding ground for diseases like AIDS, chlamydia, and communism. This is because believe they are the spawn of a non-ice-cream-three-way between retarded fish, retarded dinosaurs and retarded monkeys, as everyone in the left wing believes in the myth of evolution.

[edit] Who is in the Left Wing?

• Homosexuals
• Bears
• NAMBLA
• Liberals
• Communists
• Hillary Clinton
• Bill Clinton
• Hate America Firsters

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