This article is about Dr. Laura Schlessinger after losing her doctorate and radio show.

Dont NAACP me, bro!

~ Dr. Laura Schlessinger

August 10, 2010

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is was an esteemed doctor and expert on interpersonal relationships.

She often gave advice over the radio due to the sheer demand for her words of wisdom. Until a black lady called on her program. Now she is fighting to save her right to say the N-Word.

Contents 1 Today 2 Freedom of Speech 3 Civil Rights for Whitey 4 Fun Facts 5 Top Conservative Lauras: The Good Lauras 6 External Tubes

TodayEdit

Dr. Laura Schlessinger lost her doctorate after her radio show was taken from her, but she is still a Real American Hero who is still being threatened by the NAACP and the libural media

Freedom of SpeechEdit

Dr. Laura has the right to say the N word whenever she wants, however she wants, and whatever she wants! You damn THIS WORD HAS BEEN CENSORED ON REQUEST FROM THE FCC.

Jennica St. Foxx is the latest victim of "Black Sensitivity". Dr. Laura, you are not alone!

Civil Rights for WhiteyEdit

Yes, white people have Civil Rights too and it is about damn time that we get what is ours!

Fun FactsEdit

• Dr. Laura has a Ph.D in physiology (the science thingy about living things). Just like the Reverend Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA, her Doctorate makes her a medical doctor on marriage, the mind, and people's worries about stuff.

• It is a well known fact that once you lose your show, your Ph.D is taken and given to the next tv/radio personality to fill out the vacancy.

Top Conservative Lauras: The Good LaurasEdit

• Laura Bush
• Laura Ingraham
• Laura Rove
• Dr. Laura Schlessinger

External TubesEdit

• Dr. Laura to resign radio to spend more time saying N*gg3r with her family
• Palin defends Dr. Laura: I know racists, she aint no racist